I LOVE DOGS AND I LOVE YOU

I love dogs and I love you

I love dogs and I love you
Dogs have wet tongues and you do too
I like it when a dogs licks me
I don't like it when I'm bit by a bee
I can call my dog a bitch and she doesn't mind
You call me a bitch when you smack my behind
My dog doesn't smack me
It just shakes hands
My dog begs and never makes demands
I love dogs and I love you
But at least I don't have to pick up your poo

My dog is like Kimmy Gibbler from Full House...

The Flat Chested Woman from Baywatch…

And Chunk from Goonies…

Combined…

Into a dog.