Ian Thorpe won't you be my man friend

Ian Thorpe won't you be my man friend
I think about you from my day's start to end
You're the best swimmer on the earth
Of your child I'd give birth

I will comb your hair and shave your face
We could have sleep over's at my place
We'd talk about girls and giggle and laugh
We could go for a swim in my mum's spa bath

You would beat me of course in our spa bath race
And water would splash all over the place
Then we'd dry off and watch your favorite movie
And mum could make us a banana smoothie

I go to the pool and put on my speedo
And pretend I'm the great Thorpedo
I wear Ian Thorpe brand Jewlery and Ian Thorpe cologne
You're so good; you'd give a dog a bone

Ian Thorpe wont you be my man friend
My aching heart you would mend
Oh Thorpy wont you hear my plea
I just hope that one day you and I can be 'we'...


(We as in us together, not urine.)

(I don't want Ian Thorpe to pee on me)